whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You ruined the universe
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