I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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