what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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