Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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