even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
