so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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