my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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