I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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