You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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