so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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