Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
