Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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