Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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