i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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