You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize