Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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