some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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