I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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