I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Randomize
