I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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