no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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