ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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