Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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