I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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