Me too!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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