READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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