her vagine was all disorganized.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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