that's an acceptable place to lick
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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