If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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