his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I need moral support for this bender
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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