Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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