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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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