I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just high enough for therapy.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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