Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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