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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?

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  well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic

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  what chic?

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• (310): View more from California

  that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something

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  its my fault though, i'm wearing tights

  (310): View more from California

  you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.

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• (619): View more from California

  We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th

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• (516): View more from New York

  I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it

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