Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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