Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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