I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
sex on a bike is impossible
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