lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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