u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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