i would punch a child for taco bell
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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