You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
