I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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