So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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