Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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