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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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