I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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