Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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