you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm having to shit out rocks
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