Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Randomize
