I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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