We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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