New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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