Its about making memories worth repressing
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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