do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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