He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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