rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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