Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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